Text Messages From a Ghost | Mallory Ortberg | Excerpt From The Hairpin  

October 14th
hey im gaunting you ok 
Do you mean haunting
yeah sorry i don’t have any fingers
so im poltergeisting a stick to help me text this
Who is this?
oh sorry im a ghost
So do you live inside this phone
yeah kind of

October 21st
sorry if last night was pretty loud
Sorry?
some other ghosts came over last night and we fought
we used to be roommates 
Oh.
they weren’t good roommates
I’m sorry
no no it’s okay
I mean its really nice of you to care
I really like haunting you a lot
Don’t you mean “gaunting”
hahaha you remembered

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