exploiting the mundane: Archive

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Feb 19th

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Text Messages From a Ghost | Mallory Ortberg |... →

October 14th hey im gaunting you ok Do you mean haunting yeah sorry i don’t have any fingers so im poltergeisting a stick to help me text this Who is this? oh sorry im a ghost So do you live inside this phone yeah kind of October 21st sorry if last night was pretty loud Sorry? some other ghosts came over last night and we fought we used to be roommates Oh. they weren’t good roommates I’m sorry...

Feb 16th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 3rd

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you guys I wrote a cheesy-as-heck article for my school’s paper and now there is an exclamation point in the title, please pretend it is called “Pop That Talk” because, like… Rihanna. Also my spelling of “poser” was corrected to “poseur,” which is minimally unfortunate for the preservation of adolescent spirit. But I guess authentic adolescent...

Feb 3rd

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Chapter Seven: Culture, shock

kyinuk: Culturally speaking, the last week or so has been an enlightening one. I will foreshadow the coming thoughts by saying that I have a newfound appreciation for my ever-conscientious liberal motherland. Under-qualified as I am to draw conclusions about the social fabric of London, it is with some trepidation that I type on. Still, I have been slightly perturbed of late. Recently, my...

Jan 31st

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Yelping with Cormac: Urban Outfitters →

yelpingwithcormac: Union Square - San Francisco, CA Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM Three stars. And they come there in great numbers shuffling into that mausoleum that was built for them like some monument to the slow death of their world and among those tokens and talismans of that faded empire…

Jan 30th

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